Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is attempting to “show her smarts” and, unfortunately, is failing miserably!
Farrah’s attempts to be witty and holier-than-thou via the Twitter are truly a little gift from heaven. Her idiotic tweets are perhaps the best thing to ever come out of Farrah (except for Sophia, of course).
Just for hoots and hollers, The Ashley is happy to bring you this collection of the stupidest tweets ever posted by Farrah.
Some of these caused a great deal of controversy and commotion, but I’m sure Farrah still thinks they were completely brilliant.
Before we start, we must make fun of Farrah’s Twitter bio, in which she describes herself (in true English-as-a-second-language style) as: “#1 Mom, Producer, modeling/acting/talent professional,Culinary/Hospitality Professional, Author ! WorldPeace!”
This makes me LOL every time I see it. The phrase “#1 Mom” belongs on the coffee cup of an old lady in an accounting office, not a Twitter bio, first of all. Also, you’ve got to love the random “WorldPeace!” at the end. That’s like The Ashley describing herself as “Writer.General Creep. HungryChildren!”
Anyway, on with the show…
Stupid Tweet #5:
These tweets spurred a ton of Internet stories today. They make no sense at all. Why would Kourtney, a 32-year-old woman, need to learn anything from Farrah and ‘Teen Mom?’ And you know it pains The Ashley to stand up for a Kardashian. Here’s a good story about the Farrah/Kourtney Twitter war.
Stupid Tweet #4:
As opposed to the kind you watch with your ears. <Palm to forehead Farrah’s face>
Stupid Tweet #3:
Honestly, I wouldn’t be so proud to say that if I were you.
Stupid Tweet #2:
I really, really hope that these are song lyrics. If not, I think she needs to be committed.
Stupid Tweet #1:
Not only was her remark about Demi Lovato idiotic but it was also quite cold, as Demi had recently left a rehab center for treatment of an eating disorder.
What was your favorite Farrah tweet!?
17 Responses
This girl is 60% trash .3% smarts and 50% conceited. Oh wait is mine math as gooder as her language skills? Seriously with the money she made from Teen Mom go to school. I guess that’s a moot point since her 9 year old doesn’t even go. SMH
Demi is also a crazy bitch.
This spoiled brat needs one thing the ass whipping she obviously never got as a child oh an a mirror bitch you aint cute or pretty the only thing you have going for you is you have a vag an will let anyone in it
She’s just a hoebag slut. Who cares?
Her mother should have swallowed, and frankly her parents should be taken out behind a woodshed – undisciplined parents have undisciplined children – and the father not minding about his daughters sex tape!!!!! whaaa…. great role model for your daughter you waste of DNA
I only caught this steaming pile of shit a couple of times but each & every time I did catch it I wanted to punch this stupid little cow in the mouth! She spits out a kid then dumps it with her Mother so she can go out partying & trying her best to get knocked up again!
She looks like a camel or a llama and she has the most annoyingly nasal voice I’ve ever had the misfortune to hear. She is the ugliest person inside and out. She thinks she made a positive difference on the youth of today by being on teen mom. She completely relied on her parents to look after her child so she didn’t miss out too much on her teenage years. She set the worst example of how to handle that mistake. Then she actually has the audacity to publicly attack a grown woman who relies on nobody? My god, she is so conceited
Dam this *itch is sooo dumb. Her ignorance makes me laugh. OMG Farrah, I hope you read this message. YOU ARE THE MOST UNGRATEFUL PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN. YOU TREAT YOUR PARENTS LIKE THEY ARE GARBAGE. WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER GETS TO BECOME YOUR AGE, SHE IS GOING TO DO EXACTLY THE SAME TO YOUR BUT TEN FOLDS. GOOD LUCK *IATTTTTCHHHH.
I’m not sure mtv showed the real Farrah on teen mom but wow, she is a brat, just unbelievable! Constantly arguing with their parents because they help her.. it makes me sick. And indeed her tweets are so ridiculous LOL.
What she said about Demi was so uncalled for, it just shows how freaking dumb she is, so freaking stupid just goes to show you she still has a lot of growing up to do freaking idiot
Thanks for sharing! You’re hilarious! Farrah is so dumb. Saying that about Demi Lovato — SO STUPID! She is nowhere near Demi Lovato and I’m not even a Demi fan.
Ugh. Kourtney Kartrashian is so stupid it’s astounding. The fact that her Patrick Bateman is still around just means he is a fame whore. Farrah is super young and inarticulate, but that was what she was trying to say. Kourtney is having these kids with a guy that is less than reliable despite the fact that he is still there. Kourtney is a grown woman, with millions, but she’s obviously really stupid. The teen mom logic doesnt apply as she is no where close to being a teenager, but she isn’t behaving far off. I guess I side with Farrah over the Kartrashians.
Really? Kourtney is having a second child with the same man who fathered her first child. They aren’t married, but they are still in a relationship together. No relationship is perfect, and from what I can tell, she is trying to make it work. I hate having to defend a Kardashian, but Kourtney is much older, has money, and is in a totally different position than Farrah.
What are you on about? what has Kourtney Kardashian need to learn about teen mom?!? Shes a grown woman who is well off to have more than one child in this day and age, farah is a stupid ignorant girl who did not use contraceptive and the end result was absolutely ridiculous. I’m sorry but these ‘Teen Moms’ can say nothing at the end of the day they got preggers at 16 WTF! Todays society is really messed up.
She makes all us teen moms look like idiots is this what mtv thinks should represent us. She may take care of her child with the big help of that mtv paycheck but this girl is still so childish its sad! its time to grow up!!!!
Thanks the Ashley for another Laugh Out Loud article! How did I miss Stupid Tweet 2!?
Sometimes (ok ALOT) you just have to wonder WTF was she thinking!