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‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 5B Episode 6 Recap: Cornfield Softball & The Return of Smirnoff Suzi

"I'm back, bio-tches!"

“I’m back, bio-tches!”

The Ashley didn’t have a chance to recap last week’s crapisode of Teen Mom 2. In fact, she didn’t even have time to watch it (because she’s over here livin’ la vida loca and all…and by that I mean watching episodes of The Golden Girls and eating her weight in Goldfish crackers on the regular). The good news is that she’s back to give you a play-by-play of this week’s drama, so let’s get started!

"Hello, Insurance? It's Leah. Why's y'all not givin' my youngin' her wheelchair?"

“Hello, Insurance? It’s Leah. Why’s y’all not givin’ my youngin’ her wheelchair?”

First, let’s do a mini-cap of what we missed last week. Basically Leah decided to take on The Insurance and prove that Ali was old enough to use a wheelchair. To do this, she filmed a video of Ali navigating the chair and sent it to them, along with a note that surely reads, “Ali Can Do Chair.”

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‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 5B Episode 4: Mysterious Headsets & Money Problems

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“Our ding dang wusher went out!”

Grab your child support check, and do a shot of pitocin because it’s time for another episode of Teen Mom 2! Last week’s episode was a true gem. With people all drugged out on “the pills,” and people preppin’ for jail time, it’s going to be quite a task topping the steaming pile of crap we were served last week, but let’s try!

We start things off with Chelsea, who is still unlicensed and unemployed. She had Lawyer Craig Thompson fire off a scathing letter to the Tanning Board people, but has yet to hear back from them as to whether or not she will be able to orange-up the soccer moms of South Dakota.

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“Seriously kid? I invented that game!”

She picks up Aubree, who gleefully squeals that she was driven around by Adam during her most-recent visit. When Aubree realizes she’s gotten her father into trouble she tries to lie for Adam but Chelsea, who basically invented the lie-to-cover-Adam’s-sorry-ass game, can see right through it and knows that Adam was driving Aubree, even though he’s not allowed to.

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Co-Parent Clash? Leah Calvert Shames Corey Simms on Social Media Over Custody Issues

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“SERIOUSLY?! Was that necessary?”

Is Corey Simms a deadbeat dad? That’s certainly what Teen Mom 2 star Leah Calvert was implying when she took to her social media accounts on Saturday to publicly shame her ex-husband for something in regard to their twin daughters.

It was a surprise to fans, who have watched Leah and Corey evolve into friends and great co-parents to the girls over the course of the series. Corey appears to be a great father but Leah’s social media postings seem to tell a different story. She hinted that she had to pursue legal action against her ex-husband to get him to step up.

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‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 5B Episode 3 Recap: Pill-Poppin’ & Preppin’ For the Pokey

"Y'all got pills?"

“Y’all got pills?”

Gather ’round kiddies! It’s time for another episode of Teen Mom 2, the place where someone always has a baby in their tummy, someone is always moving and someone is fighting with their boyfriend/baby daddy/booty call! This episode promises a whole heap of hot mess, so let’s get started!

(And, by the way, The Ashley apologizes for not recapping last week’s episode. She’s been dealing with a personal problem. The problem is that she’s lazy. But she apologizes for not breaking down what happened with Barb and the gang!)

Anyway, this episode starts off everyone’s favorite “bitch of a daughta,” Jenelle. They’re are having a bit of “summah weatha” over in North Carolina, which means that Barb has hauled out the plastic pool for Jace and whatever other random grandchild happens to be left at her house at the moment. Barb’s all suited up for summer, wearing a sassy pink mini skirt and sandals. Get it, girl!

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Best Video Ever! Get ‘Teen Mom 2′ Star Barbara Evans’ Exercise Tips!

Move over, Richard Simmons! Here comes Barbara Evans, fitness instructor extraordinaire!

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‘Teen Mom 2′ Star Leah Calvert Addresses Marital Issues: “We’ve Had Problems”

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“We’re still together y’all!”

Teen Mom 2 fans have been speculating for over a year about the state of Leah Calvert‘s marriage to second husband Jeremy Calvert. The couple’s fighting has been a main focus of the show for the past season, and even fueled Jeremy’s Assault By Bacon on his wife last season. In addition, Leah continues to tweet subtle messages that are seemingly related to her troubled marriage to Jeremy.

In a new interview with In Touch, Leah addresses her marital problems and reveals whether or not she and Jeremy are really getting divorced.

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