As much as The Ashley would like to tell you that this is some sort of weird April Fool’s Day gag, unfortunately, it’s totally true (and totally creepy).
Teen Mom-turned-sex-tape-star Farrah Abraham has announced her next money-grabbing scheme. According to In Touch Weekly, Farrah is planning on releasing a “naughty novel” loosely based on her Great Sex Tape Scandal of 2013. Yes, kids, Farrah is releasing yet another book. Book One: In The Making, which will be haunting our nightmares come this July, promises to reveal what it’s like to be a young [fame- and money-obsessed] celebrity.
Unfortunately, this won’t be the last literary masterpiece penned by Farrah. She actually plans to release three of these horror shows, and has already found a publisher for them.