Good Lord! How many times can you stare at one ring?!

DISCLAIMER: This recap is horribly late. I know this. It is what it is. Moving on…

Well, kids, somehow we’ve made it to the finale. We should have really gotten some sort of medal for putting up with Ben the Bore for all of these weeks. Instead, we just get three long hours of crap TV. Even better.

Ben is at the end of his “journey,” and has whittled the group down to Lindzi and Courtney. He’s pretending to be all torn up over which girl he should chose in the end so he has called in his mom and sister Julia for help. We fans know that this is all a bunch of baloney and that Courtney has had this in the bag since she showed Ben her hoo-ha in Puerto Rico. At this point, I think Sister Julia has a better chance at marrying Ben than Lindzi does.

Anyway, the scene between Julia and Ben is hysterical because Julia is basically just reading off of cue cards the entire time she’s asking him questions about the women. Badly. I think she may be even a worse actress than Courtney. She asked Ben if there happens to be a girl that the other girls didn’t get a long with. Well, as a matter of fact…there is, Ben tells her. Well, isn’t that convenient?

Oh, Julia. I'll miss your faces.

Later that day, Ben meets up with Lindzi, who is nervous to meet the Flajnik clan. They sit down to eat and she’s all open-mouthed, dropping silverware and is basically a hot mess. I have no clue why this is, being that the only people on this Earth that are more boring than Ben are his mother and sister.

She tells them that she “gets stressed out when she has to eat properly.” Um…like with a knife and fork? I think you need to get out of the barn once in a while, Lindz. (That “z” has been killing me all season! I’ll be happy when this is all over, if only because I won’t have to type her name anymore!) READ MORE »