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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 12 & 13 Recap: Getting Advice From the “Grand Dude” That Ditched You

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Nope…this photo wasn’t staged or anything…No way…

By Holly Rasmussen

This week Kendra on Top is coming to you from Costa Rica where Kendra is visiting her millionaire surfer nudist father, Eric. The episode starts out with Kendra meeting her father’s friends at dinner. They are a cast of characters. My favorite is Shlomy, an executive chef. Seriously, his name is Shlomy. During the dinner, Kendra finds out her and Naked Eric have many things in common…such as their penchant for saying the word, “dude.” Eric has decided his grandfather nickname will be “Grand Dude.” ["I'm not a regular grandfather, I'm a cool grandfather!"]

As we saw last week, Eric told Kendra she could invite Hank and Little Hank to come to Costa Rica to visit, as well. They arrive and it’s awkward. Kendra seems as if she’s about to cry at any moment. That’s a change. Usually it’s Hank that’s blubbering.

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‘True Tori’ Episode 4 Recap: Wheeling In the Ex-Wife for Extra Ratings

Dear God.

Dear God.

Note from The Ashley: Over here at The Roundup, we love us some trashy television, particularly any show that features someone with an “ugly cry face,” it seemed natural that we start recapping Tori Spelling’s train wreck of a reality show True Tori. It has everything we love in a reality show: shameless ploys for ratings, ridiculously staged meet-ups and, of course, people acting trashy! Holly will be taking the reins on recapping ‘True Tori’ for the most part, however The Ashley may have to sink her trash-TV-lovin’ claws into an episode or two for recapping!

By Holly Rasmussen

On this episode, Tori decides to meet up with Dean’s first wife…you know, the one he was married to while he was boinking Tori. She said she hopes to get “closure” from this meeting (or ratings, same thing.) It seems she will also attempt to make Dean’s son 16th birthday about her. It’s always about her.

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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 10 & 11: Reconnecting with Dear Old (Deadbeat) Dad

This week on Kendra on Top, Kendra heads to Costa Rica to visit her nudist father! Finally, something interesting is happening. We are all so tired of seeing Hank mope around the whole episode, every episode.

Raise your hand if you want this photo made into a T-shirt.

Raise your hand if you want this photo made into a T-shirt.

This episode starts out with Kendra and Hank blubbering at couple’s therapy. They still aren’t addressing his cheating scandal, of course, but Hank talks about he feels like he had to be perfect. He says that his stalled athletic career was a huge blow to his ego. Kendra says she does the miss the man she married because he was confident and successful (and didn’t have to televise his therapy to make money, I assume).

Kendra’s friend Jessica drives her to the airport and discusses Hank’s identity crisis with her. Kendra says her marriage was headed for trouble even before the scandal happened. She said Hank was having anxiety attacks and was very unhappy that his football career ended. Kendra believes this contributed to everything that has been going on.

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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 8 & 9 Recap: Family Fun at the Playboy Mansion

"Oh, I could tell you some stories about your mommy!"

“Oh, I could tell you some stories about your mommy!”

By Holly Rasmussen

Kendra is back for another episode of this train wreck she calls a reality show. On this episode of Kendra On Top, Kendra, her friend Jessica, and Kendra’s kids are on their way to visit Kendra’s ex-boyfriend, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. Kendra is talking to Jessica about how when she met Hef. Apparently she was a stripper and only owned two dress because “strippers don’t need clothes.” Well, that’s appropriate to be discussing in front of your young son. She should probably save that for Little Hank’s next bedtime story!

Kendra talks about how much she loved her time at the mansion.

“I didn’t go to college. I went to the Playboy Mansion,” she said.

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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 6 & 7 Recap: Husband Bashin’ & Trophy Smashin’

It's nice that the camera crew just happened to be there for this big fight...

It’s nice that the camera crew just happened to be there for this big fight…

By Holly Rasmussen

We’re back for another two episodes of the trainwreck that is Kendra on Top. As you know from previous episodes, Kendra is in the middle of sorting out the details of her husband Hank’s alleged affair. This episode opens up with Kendra waiting on Hank to return from his trip to Austin. Hank comes in the door and Kendra is waiting to pounce and is ready for a fight. Kendra is angry that Hank told their mutual friend, Kyle, what happened involving his affair and has not told her anything.

Kendra confronts Hank and says, “Did you cheat on me? Was it worth? Was it worth it going out and f*cking a transsexual?” Hank says he did “not do the allegations against me.” (OK, but…did you “do” the transsexual? That’s the question!)

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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 4 & 5 Recap: Kendra Cries & Hank Lies

Our faces while watching every episode of this show...

Our faces while watching every episode of this show…

By Holly Rasmussen

It’s time for another double dose of Kendra On Top! In an effort to not lose one second of the drama that has been ratings gold for the show, the first episode starts out where the last one left off. Kendra is finally confronting her husband, Hank, about the rumors of his affair. Hank once again denies his affair and whimpers that he will “clear his name” and that he’s sorry that he “hurt the only person he’s ever loved.”  Wait—if you didn’t have an affair, why do you need to clear your name and apologize for hurting her? Just sayin’….

Kendra allows Hank to move back into their house, but says it’s only so he can be a father to the kids and that he must sleep in an extra bedroom. Hank agrees to these terms and shuffles off with his tail between his legs to his room, possibly to go sext transsexual models, we’re not sure.

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