Welcome to Day 2 of the two-day premiere of The Bachelorette, starring Kaitlyn Bristowe and Britt Niilson. ABC designs these horrible two-day premieres in an attempt to kill The Ashley. Mercifully, this episode was only an hour, unlike the two-hour trash-heap of an episode the night before.
Anyway, the episode starts out by getting right to the point. It’s time for Chris Harrison to announce which one of these lovely ladies will be getting fawned all over by a bunch of guys (not to mention be awarded with fame and free trips), and which girl will get an all-expenses-paid trip back to the Best Western, where the shuttle van will arrive to take her losing ass back home.
Chris tells Kaitlyn that he sent Britt home and she is now the ‘Bachelorette!’ Let the fornicating begin! Canada has prevailed!