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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 5 & 6 Recap: Kendra Cries & Hank Lies

Our faces while watching every episode of this show...

Our faces while watching every episode of this show…

By Holly Rasmussen

It’s time for another double dose of Kendra On Top! In an effort to not lose one second of the drama that has been ratings gold for the show, the first episode starts out where the last one left off. Kendra is finally confronting her husband, Hank, about the rumors of his affair. Hank once again denies his affair and whimpers that he will “clear his name” and that he’s sorry that he “hurt the only person he’s ever loved.”  Wait—if you didn’t have an affair, why do you need to clear your name and apologize for hurting her? Just sayin’….

Kendra allows Hank to move back into their house, but says it’s only so he can be a father to the kids and that he must sleep in an extra bedroom. Hank agrees to these terms and shuffles off with his tail between his legs to his room, possibly to go sext transsexual models, we’re not sure.

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‘Kendra On Top’ Episodes 3 & 4 Recap: Damage Control Mode & Talking in Code

Kendra just saw the ratings this scandal has gotten her show.

Kendra just saw the ratings this scandal has gotten her show.

Note from The Ashley: I am very excited to announce that The Roundup has a new recapper! Holly will be ‘capping the current season of Kendra On Top (because you know that level of hot mess can’t be missed!) The Ashley has wanted to add this show to The Roundup for a long time, but just wasn’t able to keep up, so she’s very excited to have Holly’s help!   Keep on the lookout for Holly’s ‘Kendra’ recaps!

By Holly Rasmussen

This week, we got a double-dose of Kendra On Top! We viewers are still waiting for some answers in regard to the affair Kendra’s husband Hank allegedly had with a transsexual., but unfortunately it doesn’t look like those will be coming any time soon!

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‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 5B Finale Recap: Speed-Dating & Seeking Custody

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“Speed date me!”

Well, kids, we made it to the end of the never-ending fifth season of Teen Mom 2. This episode aired a little while back, but The Ashley was in Canada at the time (it’s America’s hat!) and was unable to recap. However, she got so many requests from readers for a finale recap, that she decided to hunker down and do it.

Anyway, this season has been full of drama, as per usual, and tonight everything will come to a head, so it’s bound to be good! On with the show!

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I miss this….

The episode kicks off in Delaware, where Kail is excited because Isaac is about to come home from Jo’s house. Things have been tense between Kail and Jo because of a fight they recently had. Jo talks about what happened during a trip to the park with Isaac and his girlfriend Vee. (Is anyone else kind of disappointed in how Vee is dressing this season? No hoodrat hoop earrings? No swapmeet tank tops with exposed bra straps? What is this life?!?!)

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7 Things We Learned From the ‘Teen Mom’ Ask The Moms Special

"Ask us anything!"

“Ask us anything!”

Last night’s “Ask the Moms” special marked the first time the casts of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 came together on one stage to meet and talk about their experiences on the shows. The girls had a chance to talk about what it’s really like to have your personal life feasted on by millions of viewers, and how they feel about each other.

The girls got surprisingly candid, discussing everything from Farrah Abraham‘s absence to how they feel about their baby-daddies dating new girls. Here, The Ashley has put together a list of things we learned from–or had confirmed on–last night’s “Ask the Moms” special.

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‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 5B Episode 10 Recap: A Brand New Baby & Same Old Adam

"Oh boy, anotha graaaaankid!"

“Oh boy, anotha graaaaankid!”

Grab your Pitocin shots and put your feet up (in the stirrups)–because we’re having a baby tonight folks! That’s right– get ready for a Very Special Episode of Teen Mom 2. These occur when one of three things happen: Someone beats the BeJesus out of their boyfriend/spouse/mother/baby-daddy; someone gets all hopped up on The Drugs and MTV couldn’t find a way to hide it, or someone shoots a human from their loins, which is what we’ll be treated to tonight. For a show that is supposed to “prevent” pregnancy, there are sure a lot of people crapping out new babies on the regular, no?

Anyway, we kick things off with Jenelle, who is just days away from delivering her next child. She is still reeling from her big fights with her “ti-tosterone ragin’” boooooyfriendNathan, and her mom Barbara, but since she’s about to have a baby shower, she’s decided to put her angry feelings aside and collect all of the free loot. Jenelle has invited all of the local degenerates and Carolina hoodlums to share in her baby joy. (OMG– will Trashbag Tori make an appearance?! I mean, somebody’s got to bring Baby’s First Illegally Obtained Prescription, right?!)

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‘Teen Mom 2′ Season 5B Episode 9: Custody Battles & Bad Mom Hair

That shirt isn't exactly helping either. Just sayin...

That shirt isn’t exactly helping either. Just sayin…

Welcome to another episode of Teen Mom 2! The Ashley is a bit behind in watching these episodes (obviously), but from what she has seen on The Internet, there should be enough bad parenting in this episode to make Dr. Drew throw his hands up in the hair and yell, “EFF this!” and walk away from doing those reunion specials.

Anyway, on with the show!

We start things off with Kail, who is Isaac-less because he’s at Jo‘s for the weekend. (They do a quick shot of Jo and Isaac eating dinner to prove that Jo is still alive. We haven’t seen him for a few episodes. )

Shouldn't the waiter have carded them, being that they're on a show called 'Teen Mom 2?'

Shouldn’t the waiter have carded them, being that they’re on a show called ‘Teen Mom 2?’

Anyway, Kail and Javi head out on a date to celebrate Javi’s homecoming. They go to a fancy restaurant (i.e. no sawdust on the floor and no entrees that have a name starting with “Rootin’ Tootin.’”)

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