Last week, our Bachelorette had sexy time with Nick and it has caused her a bunch of problems. Since, you know, Kaitlyn‘s technically “dating” about nine other guys still, it’s kind of rude to bang it out under the sheets with one guy, and then pretend that nothing happened and continue to date the other nine schmucks, giving them hope that they may actually make it to the Fantasy Suite. She is starting to feel guilty that her actions could hurt her relationship with Shawn
and the other guys.
Before we get started, The Ashley is going to repeat the disclaimer she wrote in last week’s recap. She will be making fun of Kaitlyn for boinking guys she just met. Why? Because The Ashley makes fun of everyone that’s stupid enough to go on this crappy show, especially those who can’t keep it in their pants long enough to at least pretend to be classy people. She doesn’t care if the horndog involved is male or female. For example, please see The Ashley’s recaps of Juan Pablo‘s episodes here. If you have a problem with this, or plan to write comments that involve the phrase “slut shame,” then you best spin it around and exit this recap now!
Now that it’s just us unsavory folks, let’s get to it!