It’s time to settle on in and get ready for another rousing episode of 90 Day Fiance, where green cards are scarce and the drama is epic! This episode is going to be extra good, as we will get to watch Matt celebrate his fourth bachelor party! Plus, our favorite conniving catfisher, Lowo, is back after a few episodes without him!

We start out by checking in with Nicole and Azan in Morocco. Nicole is getting ready to head back to the United States and it’s time for her to decide if she should bring Azan with her. Azan tells Nicole that he feels she doesn’t respect his culture. Nicole denies this and says it’s just difficult for her because their cultures are so different.

Nicole says she feels like Azan is ashamed of her, but he denies this. He says he loves her because he feels like she really cares about him. They agree to try and make things work.. For now.

Finally, it’s time for Nicole to go back home, and Azan looks like he’s silently breathing a sigh of relief. Azan’s mother and sister are sad to see Nicole go, though.

“I like her very much and consider her my daughter,” Azan’s mother says. “If they want each other, they will pass through the problems and live in peace.”

Don’t hold your breath, lady!

Meanwhile, it’s Day 40 and Jorge should be preparing to marry his Russian fiancé, Anfisa, but things are not looking good. In fact, the show’s producers are having trouble even getting in contact with the couple. (Maybe Anfisa has punished Jorge by erasing his phone, again? Or maybe she finally got hold of Jorge’s credit cards and is making a run for the border and/or mall?)

Production finally gets in touch with the couple and—shocking!—they are not getting along at all. Anfisa says she got into a fight with Jorge and kicked him out of the apartment. Anfisa threatens to leave and go back to Russia.

Girl, bye. Go  back to where you came from and practice your smizing for when you become America’s Next Top Model.

We find out that poor Jorge was stuck sleeping in the garage for a night because his fiance wouldn’t let him back inside.

“It is hard being in a relationship with someone who thrives on conflict like that,” he tells us of Anfisa.

She proceeds to call Jorge stupid and threatens to throw all of his stuff out the window of “her” apartment. She tells him that she wants him to pay for a flight for her to go back to Russia. Of course, Jorge agrees.

Later, Jorge tries to apologize to Anfisa, but when he goes in for the hug, she’s not having it because Jorge dared to come to her empty-handed.

“He didn’t even bring me flowers or anything cute,” she says. “He needs to prove that he loves me.”

Better get out the ol’ charge card, Jorge! That ‘love’ expression is gonna cost you some big bucks!

Next, we check in with Narkyia and her boo, Lowo. It’s been a few weeks since this couple’s been featured, and we learn that in the time they’ve been MIA, Narkiya has become increasingly suspicious of her catfishing non-prince-of-a-fiancé.

Either Lowo is a serial liar, or he legit has some of the worst luck of any person EVER. He told Narkyia that there is a delay in him getting his K1 Visa and now he has to go all the way to Vietnam (where he used to live) to get a paper for his Visa.

Narkyia decides to call his bluff and says she’ll be traveling to Vietnam to meet up with Lowo and make sure he is telling the truth. Girl, if you have to fly across the world to make sure your man isn’t lying…. maybe you shouldn’t be engaged. Just sayin’…

Lowo gives us his version of recent events.

“When I started talking to Nakyia, I was talking to other women and trying to start a relationship and get a green card to live in the U.S,” he says. “But I stopped because I fell in love at the end of the day.”

Sure. You meant to say you stopped because you finally found a sucker who would buy your lame stories and marry your lying butt.

Later, Lowo is bringing Narkyia back to their Vietnam hotel and it’s all prepared. He has balloons, cupcakes, flowers, and he even printed her selfies out off of Facebook and taped them to the wall. When a guy prints Facebook selfies out and sticks them to a hotel room wall, you know he means business!

Next, we check in with Chantel…even though her story line is boring compared to lying princes and gold-digging Russians. Chantel’s family is still mad about her lying to them about being engaged to Pedro. Chantel’s brother, River, is very mad that his sister lied to him and their family. (He’s also a 20-something that still refers to  his parents as “mommy and daddy” so it’s kind of hard to take anything he says seriously.)

Chantel and Pedro meet up with her parents for dinner. Chantel’s mother, who is rocking yet another cowboy hat, insists that her daughter and Pedro get a prenuptial agreement. (She’s gotta make sure Pedro doesn’t get his hands on that exquisite cowboy hat collection!) Chantel says her parents don’t trust Pedro.

“Nobody trusting Pedro because of you,” Pedro says, before getting some epic side-eye from Chantel.

To lighten the mood, we head over to Matt’s bachelor party. This is, of course, his fourth marriage, so this is the fourth time he has had a “last fling before the ring.”

“I was worried there might be a constitutional amendment or something about having your fourth bachelor party,” Matt says.

Oh, Matt. Just stop trying to make jokes. You’re embarrassing yourself….

All these  45-year-old men get on a party bus and act like they’re 21-year-old sorority girls heading out to da club.

“Matt, one of your ex-wives is gonna be stripping for us tonight,” his friend yells. (He’s kidding…we think…)

Another one of Matt’s “friends” claims that Alla is a “Russian bride from online” and tells Matt that he shouldn’t be marrying Alla at all, in his opinion.

The guys bring a stripper on the bus and Matt doesn’t want to participate because, well, he’s being filming and no one wants footage of themselves pawing all over some stripper floating around the Interwebs. The stripper starts grinding on him and he looks miserable. (What if Matt’s mom sees!? She may ground him and not let him go to his own wedding!)

“I thought we were gonna have a good night but my friends just end up razzing me the whole night on my next marriage and bring some stripper on the bus,” Matt says.

Um…waa?

Next week on ’90 Day Fiance,’ Lowo and Narkyia finally meet up in Vietnam, Jorge’s sister basically calls Anfisa a gold digger, Matt’s weirdo best friend still doesn’t trust Alla, and Nicole finally returns home to her daughter.

To read our recap of the previous episode of ’90 Day Fiance,’ click here!

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