With June Shannon geared up and ready to strut her new surgically-enhanced bod on Season 2 of Mama June: From Not to Hot, we thought we’d share/warn viewers of what exactly they’re in for this season!
Prop up your forklift foot and grab some ‘sketti and read our picks for the 5 most cringeworthy moments from the new ‘From Not to Hot’ trailer.
5. Alana Coaching Her Mother in the Art of Being Classy
Back in the Toddlers and Tiaras days, we watched as Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson worked the pre-school pageant scene under the coaching of June. Now, with June wanting to show off her sucked-and-tucked body via the (cringeworthy on its own) adult beauty pageant circuit, she’s enlisted the help of Alana.
On Season 2, we’ll grit through [incredibly scripted] scenes of Alana instructing June on how to move her Forklift Foot gracefully, while also attempting to find a talent for her mother that does not include burping. Also, there’s something extra-cringeworthy about watching a grown woman playing with a Ribbon Dancer in order to practice for her upcoming pageant.
4. Lauryn “Pumpkin” Shannon Discussing Her Unexpected Teen Pregnancy
While pregnant 17-year-olds are nothing new to reality TV (thanks to Farrah Abraham & Co.), seeing Pumpkin break the news to June (on camera, naturally) in the Season 2 trailer immediately reminds us that this is the same person who has said she’s most nervous about having a baby because, “it does have to come out of my hoo-ha.” Oh boy. (As The Ashley told you, the baby came out of the hoo-ha yesterday!)
3. June Pretending to Be Sly About Her Mystery Man
It appears June will explore the dating scene this season, as evident by the “mystery man” her daughters spot her kissing in the new trailer. This is, of course, totally set up for the cameras and just kind of…gross. (And don’t even get us started on the other dumpster trash men June has dated in recent years! That’s a whole other story…)
2. Sugar Bear and Jennifer’s Stomach-Churning Makeout Sesh
Watching June’s ex-husband/thing Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson and his wife Jennifer go at each other’s faces like they’re trying to win a pie eating contest at the local fair is almost enough to make us walk away from this show all together. And as hard as it is to watch these scenes, it’s even more awful to listen to them. Oh, the sounds!
1. June’s Lingerie Look
This is presented to you without commentary for obvious reasons…
‘Mama June: From Not to Hot’ returns Friday, January 12 on TLC. Watch the latest trailer below!
(Photos: WEtv)
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This is scripted to the point that it is beyond unwatchable. When is Hollywood going to learn that we like our reality TV to be REAL? At least give them acting lessons, since they’re clearly acting out a script.
How long until TLC gives Roy Moore his own reality show? I don’t know how anyone can still support this network. People (June/The Duggars) who inappropriately handle child molestation [seriously, lets not forget June disregarded her daughter’s claims and continued to leave her alone with her rapist], should not be rewarded. It doesn’t matter how much time has passed. These are lifelong wounds. A new body doesn’t distract me from who she really is inside.
Pumpkin is 17 and has those giant thigh tattoos?? Geez
So FUGLY! I want to puke looking at her now and then! Why do they even call it from not to hit cause she’s so disgusting!!! I’m sorry but if you put yourself out there the way she does you deserve to be made fun of. Hillbilly trash….
Sugar Bear is a coxmen
I feel a little icky just reading about this show, there’s no way in hell I’ll actually watch it.
Agreed. Beyond gross. Pathetic.
Is it just me, or does no amount of weight loss or surgery make up for that Bowser face?
Oh, the garbage we’ll see!
When Honey Boo Boo first came on there was a certain, shall I say charm, about it. They were living in their small house by the train tracks and June and Sugar Bear were entertaining if nothing else. But fame or the hunger to hang on to that disappearing 15 minutes and plastic surgery has destroyed whatever charm or allure that could be found. I love trash tv but even I can’t watch this!
WTF at the new wife showing up to discuss visitation. Could this be any more staged?! And speaking of Alana, please get that girl into a healthier lifestyle! Poor thing. Maybe she “doesn’t care” right now, but she will eventually.
I like garbage-can television just as much as the next guy, but this show is just too much. Watching a woman whose had complimentary surgery that probably would have cost upwards of a million dollars had she not been willing to sell hers and her children’s souls, try to look sexy is just….nope. Also, the self-righteousness of it all is appalling, she did that to that little girl and now that she had 15/16ths of her body sucked out, cut off and thrown into the bio-hazard bin, she’s trying to “coach” others on getting “fit”, dafuq outta here.
Forreals. Just piz are sooooo gross. Puke ?
This is disgusting.
Not sure why anyone would want to watch this trash. June is a horrible excuse for a mom and the fact that she’s more concerned with herself than the health and safety of her daughters is disgusting.
And not letting her daughters get pregnant as a teen just like she did. She failed 2 times already and Alana could be next.
She looks better than she use to, but ain’t no way in hell she’s a size 4 as People magazine has said!! No effin way. And supposedly weighs only 135!?!? Yeah, not a chance!
Does anybody actually watch this show? I get grossed out just looking at pictures of these people,