It’s Christmas time! The stockings have been hung, the Fix-a-Flat has been wrapped and placed under the Christmas tree, and at least some of Jenelle Evans‘ ex-booooyfriends are greatly anticipating that special Christmas cookie placed on their jailhouse dinner trays come December 25!
Since it’s the holiday season and all, The Ashley felt it was, once again, time to dip into her demented mind to bring you yet another one of her signature “Teen Mom: Would You Rather?” quizzes, forcing the show’s fans to choose one of two impossibly hard ‘Teen Mom’-themed scenarios. Unlike her first two quizzes, though, this one is Christmas-themed!
Nibble on a plate of Butch-shaped gingerbread cookies (complete with rat tail hairdo, of course), set out a plate of Kieffer-approved pot brownies for Santa and take The Ashley’s holiday-themed “Would You Rather?” quiz!
To play The Ashley’s other ‘Teen Mom’ “Would You Rather?” quizzes click here and here!
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?Nadolig Llawen ? everyone.
Waiting on my poll result!!!
that was so scary
I wouldn’t want Kail in a boat, float, in a bed, on the floor or behind the WaWa.
Couldn’t do it. You lost me at the land.
Ohhh gawwwdd that was a tough one lol
Lawd Have Mercy Ashley! ??????
i love these!
Jesus God Ashley.
Love it
I am a psych nurse so I don’t mind a little bit of crazy. I think it would be fun to hang out with Jenelle and Farrah so that I could call them on their bullshit when they start having tantrums.
LOL that’s what I was thinking too!! I’d love to give them a piece of my mind and my fist for abusing dogs!
Also, the “Christmas tree with janelle’s past soulmates” is hysterical and I’d laugh every time I looked at it ?
Thanks for the Christmas morning giggles TheAshley! Merry Christmas everyone!!!
That last one was killer
You have to take a shot everytime:
-Jenelle says “Dude”or “Babe
-chug a beer every time a cast member is sitting on a couch or laying in bed
…If I had more time, I would write up the entire game…who am I kidding?? I have plenty of time…I’m reading the comments on a TM blog…which I LOVE!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Finish your drink every time Farrah changes her look… 😉
TBH, I now want a Santa Butch tattooed on me.
Maybe not a tattoo, but I would rock a shirt. And how are Jenelle’s exes being Christmas ornaments not a thing?!
Omg, I just had an idea when I read your comment! Have all of the ornaments be Jenelle’s and her exs’ mugshots instead of regular photos. Their entire mugshot collection. Jenelle has 11 of her own (I think) and Kieffer I’m sure has more. I loved that option but I ultimately picked the Kail sleigh ride over the tree. I want to have my kids ornaments on a tree so I wouldn’t want a Jenelle Soulmate tree for life. Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays everyone!
Canned raviolis and frosting don’t sound too bad for dinner. Then again, I have the palate and cooking skills of a toddler.
Can I have lunchables for Thanksgiving?
What about Addie’s butter? Also, could I have some extra frosting?
Only if it’s one of those cheese and cracker ones with turkey.
Ok we have a would you rather. Now we need a teen mom drinking game lol
You have to take a shot everytime:
-Jenelle says “Dude”or “Babe
-chug a beer every time a cast member is sitting on a couch or laying in bed
…If I had more time, I would write up the entire game…who am I kidding?? I have plenty of time…I’m reading the comments on a TM blog…which I LOVE!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Finish your drink every time Farrah changes her look… 😉
I don’t drink, but if you allow me to play while chugging Dr. Pepper, I’ll gladly do that. Merry Christmas y’all!!
Those few alone might send someone to the hospital haha!!!!
Take a shot every time Chelsea goes in to chipmunk voice.
Take a shot every time Maci and Taylor are holding a beer.
Take a shot every time someone says,”literally.”
Finish your drink every time you yell at your TV.
I’m waiting for Jenelle to launch her next website now…
Ornaments of her exes ?
Great quiz!
SO happy those aren’t real life choices- too many brutal options!
All I could think in the first one was “I’m not touching Matt’s moist socks because I fear what that moisture is”! ?
Love that we are all avoiding Farrah!
Merry Christmas to all!
That was awesome, creative and fun but it left me a bit nauseated somehow.
Thanks, hope it will pass.
Is something wrong with me if I really want a tree decorated with all of Jenelle’s former soulmates?
Haha, me too. Some choices were too hilarious to resist including Briana twerking LOL.
I’m trying to get my daughter to fall asleep so thanks a lot the Ashley for making me laugh out WAY too loud at the thought of Briana twerking in front of me at the self check out at Target! I’m crying from laughing ?? that one was classic!!!!!
I would definitely get a Santa Butch tattooed on my neck!
Hard ones!
@The Ashley … You are my hero!
Love this lol. Thanks @theAshley for having the best recaps ever. Happy holidays!!!!!!!
DUDE!!! What kind of medication are you on to come up with these questions? I need some of that !!
You guys kill me lol