Stassi Schroeder wants to teach you how to be basic.
The Vanderpump Rules star announced on Tuesday that her new book, Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook, will hit the shelves next April. In an Instagram post, Stassi announced her book’s title and cover art, and, of course, patted herself on the back for penning the book.
“Y’ALL. I wrote a freaking book!” Stassi wrote in the caption of a photo of her book’s cover. “People always say to write what you know. So obvs I wrote about what I know best — being basic. Next Level Basic is out April – AND you can preorder with the link in bio. Like holy s**t, holy s**t. That’s my book!”
According to the book’s official publisher description, Next Level Basic will help all guys and girls achieve a Stassi-level of “basic”… or something.
“Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guidebook from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show ‘Vanderpump Rules’… There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think that you have to be pretentious to be cool,” the book’s description reads. “Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies…the list goes on and on.”
The description also states that readers will get insight into Stassi’s personal life, as well as what happens behind-the-scenes of ‘Vanderpump Rules.’
“[Stassi] gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of ‘Vanderpump Rules,'” the description reads. “From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty—all with the hope you can learn something from them.”
The 320-page book will be released on April 16, 2019, but is available now for pre-order. Click the link below to order Stassi’s book!
(Photos: JEAN-BAPTISTE LACROIX/AFP/Getty Images; Instagram)
5 Responses
How can we get date details about her upcoming book tour?
In my opinion the book should be called Entitled: How to be an entitled bitch. The book description doesn’t match what is shown on the show. She seems to take herself very serious and can be very pretentious. I don’t know why anybody would want to be like her or take life advice from her. She just seems very self absorbed, selfish and is a bully. She has discarded friends like they’re trash just for disagreeing with her or for being friends with someone she dislikes. She’s just a mean and nasty person in my opinion.
Bitchery 101?
If you read this inspid book, just do the exact opposite of what Stassi wrote and you will be a wonderful human being..?
Why they brought this neurotic bitch back on VPR’s is baffling..
She is one of the most unlikable, passive-aggressive lunatics on Reality TV..
SMDH..?
Yawn…
Since when are hotdogs basic?
Also if you want to be into astrology, fine, but at least understand the science behind astronomy & the fact that the sign you think you are, is probably not correct since the earth has shifted in the past 2000 years.