Farrah Abraham says she’s ready to put what she’s learned from doing bottom-of-the-barrel reality shows to good use!
The former Teen Mom OG star (who is currently terrorizing the cast of MTV’s Ex on the Beach) announced on Thursday that she is now offering one-on-one private video chat sessions with her “fans.” During the sessions, she says she can provide sex and relationship advice to anyone who has $5,000 to burn.
Yes, you read that right: She wants $5 grand for this nonsense.
She is calling the therapy sessions “Farrahpy,” (which sounds like some sort of mouth herpe to The Ashley but that’s another whole story…)
Farrah is doing the “Farrahpy” sessions in partnership with the adult webcam website CamSoda.
As you may remember, this is the same site that she did several live sex shows on back in 2017, which resulted, in part, in her getting her infamous booty booted from ‘Teen Mom OG.’ CamSoda is also the site Farrah used in September to sell her sweaty workout lingerie after doing a boxing training session.
AS.YOU.DO.
Anyway, Farrah— who is currently single and has not had any sort of successful relationship experience to speak of— posted a message to CamSoda to let people know why she is qualified to dole out sex/relationship advice.
(Obviously, someone helped Farrah write this copy. While it does contain some of her signature “Farrah Speak,” there is some punctuation in use. The first paragraph definitely reeks of “Farrah Speak,” though.)
“I’ve dated around the globe, and worked with some of the best sex therapists in the world myself,” Farrah states. “From VH1 Couples Therapy [which, for the record, Farrah appeared solo on because the dude she tried to pretend was her boyfriend refused to go along with her shenanigans], along my TV journey with top celebrity therapists in Los Angeles, real life sex and who better to get your groove back than with me Farrah Abraham!”
And— if you’d like to bring your children into this dumpster fire (and ensure that they end up in ‘real’ therapy for years to come), Farrah is happy to accommodate them!
“Couples, individuals & even family groups are welcome!” Farrah states, before adding the very “Farrah Speak” line of “Confidentiality is taken with compassion.”
If, for some reason, you actually want to participate in “Farrahpy,” it will cost you big time. A 30-minute session is priced at $5,000, which means Farrah has valued her time and “advice” at $10,000/hour. (Do you know how many Farrah blow-up dolls you could buy with that amount of money?! Both are full of hot air, but one will cost you a lot less!)
Anyway, fans were understandably shocked at the high price tag, but this is not the first time Farrah has charged an outrageous amount of money to allow her “fans” to interact with her. Back in August 2018, she attended a Comic Con convention in Texas and charged fans $10 for a handshake, and $5 to “chit chat” with her. Those who wanted an autograph had to shell out $40.
It did not go over well.
It’s not known if anyone has purchased any “Farrahpy” yet, but Farrah can probably use the money. As The Ashley previously reported, Farrah is currently being sued by two different people: her former lawyer, as well as Damon Feldman who filed charges against the reality TV star after she backed out of a November boxing match.
Farrah advertised her “Farrahpy” on Instagram.
It did not go over well.
“Girl u shouldn’t be giving therapy you need therapy my girl,” one person wrote in the comment section of the video.
“It’s illegal to call yourself a therapist without a license,” another wrote. “It’s illegal to charge for therapeutic services without a license. The only thing you can legally call yourself is a life coach. – From an actual licensed counselor
And, of course, there were plenty of comments regarding Farrah’s new, um, look…
“You were soooo hot… now you look like you play bass in the Chuck e. Cheese band,” one man (who won the Internet today, in The Ashley’s mind) wrote.
“OMG your makeup is horrendous and what happened to your face? You look Farrahfying,” another person wrote.
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(Photos: MTV, Instagram)
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This woman is more than like “Certifiably Crazy”.
The ONLY advice Farrah could give to anyone is how to be an ignorant, disgusting, b**ch or a vile pos.
Speaking of Carol Channing…..
I think I would happier with my money and without Farrah.
She looks plastic and why does she have a wig on? I thought she was trying to look like Kim k but now I’m convinced she’s trying to look like Aubrey ODay. Either way she needed to stop like 10 surgeries ago. Yuk.
So shiny…………
so she’s charging 10k an hour to be a cam porn star. Dude it’s the internet, they have free porn.
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Erm, has anyone checked out her CamSoda p*rn site? You can leave comments and there are like 10 from Sophia and then replies from Farrah. Farrah should be banned from that platform allowing her kid on a p*rn site. Those videos of her jacking herself off are nasteee and why is she letting Sophia watch and chat on them?
Her 15 minutes are up. Someone make her go back where she came from.
I can’t believe anyone is commenting on her validity as a “therapist”. The word therapy is being used in the same vein as prostitution is called an escort service. This is a private porn session with Farrah and there is no intention of it being anything but that. Farrah can package this however she wants. Good lord someone put this woman in a straight jacket and be done with it.
Sorry for the duplicate post
I can’t believe anyone is commenting on her validity as a “therapist”. The word therapy is being used in the same vein as prostitution is called an escort service. This is a private porn session with Farrah and there is no intention of it being anything but that. Farrah can package this however she wants. Good lord someone put this woman in a straight jacket and be done with it.
LOL, she’s the one to give couples therapy…….RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. We all know she is trying to paint Derek’s relationship with her as perfect but just because he is dead now. YOU KNOW they would have been broken up if he was still alive (and prob hate each other ala Dakota and Bristol).
I would rather get counseling from a llama, thank you!
They were already broken up, not talking, and she didn’t even want hi, to know she was pregnant or for him to be involved in any way. The revisionist history bs about her being gutted by his death was probably a story line mtv cooked up to make her seem sympathetic, and she’s been selling it ever since.
LLAMA
Good God.
The older she gets, the more she looks like her father…
A frozen MyyCull face.
Gross.
“(Do you know how many Farrah blow-up dolls you could buy with that amount of money?! Both are full of hot air, but one will cost you a lot less!)”
Love it!!! ??
Anyone who would pay for that needs their head examined. Jesus god Leah
Is that a fuckin clown in that video? That’s the stuff of nightmares!
That Chuck E Cheese comment made my day, my week, maybe even my week lol
She is obviously suffering from at least one mental disorder and a personality disorder. I hope she gets the therapy and medication she needs in time to prevent her daughter from becoming even more damaged.
Have you seen her daughter’s Instagram videos? It’s horribly sad because she talks and acts just like her mom,and it’s not the way a normal person talks. It would be cool that Sophia gets to travel the world if she was being properly educated, doing kid related activities, not taking pictures of her mom mostly nude /flashing the camera, and if Farrah was a half way normal person with a few more brain cells.
I’m almost positive it’s too late. That ship sailed about 3 sets of breast implants, 2 nose jobs and a vaginal rejuvenation ago.
Sounds like her money is running low!
Whether you like or hate her, you can’t hate her hustle. At least she’s doing something unlike Amber and Catelynn.
Hustle would imply, and require, that she’s actually making money, versus losing it hand over fist the way she actually is.
Her businesses all failed and closed, for good reasons. She had to borrow from one, to even open the other (then did it again), and wasn’t able to even cover half of the overhead (of any of her businesses) for more than 3-6 months. She had three failed businesses in the span of not even two years, that’s not even close to the definition of hustle.
This bitch has no hustle,anyone that believes she does has a few screws loose.
The funny thing is, I prefer to take advice from people who have made mistakes in their life and then learned from them. There’s a reason why the nuns in my high school didn’t have good luck teaching us life lessons- they weren’t relatable.
What I’m trying to say is that if Farrah was at all self-aware, and was able to point out the mistakes she’s made in her life in such a way that someone could learn from them, then this wouldn’t be a half-bad idea. But the problem is that she is so out of touch with reality that she actually thinks she has done everything right. The girl needs to receive therapy, not give it
PS I loled at you look farrahfying
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Poor Farrah she needs severe internal help.. If youve seen her thru the years you will rralize how screwed up her life has becomes from the core issue of losing her daughters father and being 16 and pregnant to her parent issues. She has zero life coping skills ans hasnt properly mourned her only relationship (when she was 16) loss.. She needs the buck to keep up with her surgery addictions bcuz she doesnt realize that she’s trying to fix all of her ibternal damage externally and shes becoming irecognizable (like Micheal Jackson)-i mean look at her-its honestly sad-bcuz shes stuck in her 16 year old time and hasnt matured now she has no choice but to sell herself.. She needs REAL URGENT pyscological help and to truly heal and not do anything and everything she can for a buck bcuz ultimately she is selling herself short. No money will ever fill her emptiness inside.. Worse are the people that will actually particioate knowing that this girl is broken and not her true and full self-that doesnt much about them #SOMEBODYHELPHER #SHENEEDSAHUG
She is Wonderful and very pretty
Michael?
Hi Michael
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She is a sick disturbed disgusting human being!! God help her. I wouldn’t listen to a thing she has to say. She is a fake bitch.
Farrahfying! I’m dead. ?
The fact that someone is fucked up doesn’t make them an expert on healthy sexual relationships.
Farrah in the bottom video looks like a mix of Kailyn and Debra.
I vote we find 5,000 “Friends” for the group chat and everyone kicks in a dollar. I’m curious to see what sage advice she has…..who am I kidding? That dollar would be better spent as toilet paper after eating Taco Bell.
she looks ****ing terrifying in that Instagram video
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Her total like of compassion & respect make her a very ugly person. Sadly her daughter has the same disrespect for people. I fear Sofia will have difficulties with socialization in the future an it’s simply her mother’s fault. Sad !!
She looks like a mannequin in that picture. YUCK!!!
Is that video real? I she even real? What was with her eyes, what is happening? Send help, I’m scared.
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Omg what the fuck is wrong with her face. Its extremely shiney. Looks like shes wearing a frickin mask. And her hair is so wiggish. Give it up farrah. U like like a plastic doll and it looms absolutlely fake and ridiculous. As ridiculous as u thinking your a good parent and giving out advice. I wouldent give u a red cent for your hot air bullshit.
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I wonder sometimes if she has a traumatic brain injury because of her behavior. She expresses zero self-awareness among other traits. She and her mother both admitted her mom was physically, emotionally and mentally abusive to Farrah growing up. If her head got hit hard enough before the skull fully fused a TBI could happen easily.
It’s scary to think that Farrah really believes her one-hour private chat on a sleazy XXX site is worth 10 grand.
I wonder sometimes if she has a traumatic brain injury because of her behavior. She expresses zero self-awareness among other traits. She and her mother both admitted her mom was physically, emotionally and mentally abusive to Farrah growing up. If her head got hit hard enough before the skull fully fused a TBI could happen easily.
It’s scary to think that Farrah really believes her one-hour private chat on a sleazy XXX site is worth 10 grand.
Like her or hate her, Farah is not afraid to hussle for a buck. For that reason she keeps finding ways to fund her lifestyle. People pay her, why shouldn’t she take advantage while sge can?
Really? She makes horrible choices. She’s actually sociopath dying for attention. Her “hustle” is sex work. Sad.
How much is she paying you and the other moron that typed nearly the same comment?
She’s not funding her “lifestyle”, that’s the problem. You need profit to do that, and she can’t even pay off the three failed businesses (and associated costs like loans on which she is bound to default, those she hasn’t already anyway). The reason she’s searching for all these ways to make money, is because she’s not actually making a dime. The few “sponsors”(and I use that term beyond loosely here) she gets for some things don’t PAY her in anything other than tangible goods, for good reason. There was a time when they would have paid her in actual money, but after her most recent escapades, they realize she’s dumb enough to think getting “stuff” means she’s getting an awesome paycheck.
Yeah…lots of hustle there.
Moron? Well excuse me if I don’t follow Farrah’s life and know her businesses like you do. I have a life. You’re a very angry person. Go meditate.
Lmao her businesses are public information, as are her financial woes, it’s been pretty widely shared, and not that difficult to find, really. The only reason anyone knows it at all is because it’s been made so public, mostly by her, lol.
So, again, how much is she paying you, to “defend her ability to hustle”, in a way that is on par with the only other comment that does so?
It’s either that, or you both truly are that ignorant and don’t know what the term hustle means.
Personally, I’d rather admit I was temporarily ignorant and able to learn from my own idiocy. Being ignorant is something we can change (and not inherently bad), and also something everyone is at multiple points in our lives. Being a sock puppet, however, just cheapens your own worth.
Also, I’m not even remotely angry, I find this topic funny as hell, but thanks for the meditation advice, all the same, it’s sage advice 🙂
Because she’s ruining her daughter’s life in the process.
The problem is she really doesn’t look to the future for the endeavors she does now. For a girl whose famous for getting pregnant as a teen, lives like a person has millions at her disposable which I doubt she’s saved for based on how much she tries to pack in. One day she’ll run out of ways to get a quick buck and when then happens and her current lifestyle has to be knocked down sge’ll Be left with a spoiled daughter who has to give up her pony and other things to live beneath their means whichbim sure will be s terrible transition. She doesn’t have to post everything but her delusions make her think she’s a huge celebrity. I worry for how Sophia will be as a teenager since her mom normalizes overly sexual behavior. She puts her on a public platform on social media at this age it scares me to think of people’s reactions when she lets a spoiled Sophia post pics where she’s dressed as inappropriately as her mom and she’s trying to justify it. My kid looks at me weird when I try on something that winds up being too revealing and yet Sophia is beaming at her mom getting her privates worked on. Does she ever think that one day her kid will be embarrassed? If she was in public school I’m sure this would be a different story. That’s why I think these girls need to start looking for normal jobs. Their kids are getting older and one day their classmates are going to ask questions about how they are so well known and it’s sad to think they’ll say “oh well my mom got pregnant with me at 16 and MTV documented our lives for over a decade to show how hard it is to be a teen mom” as they sit in the mansions these girls bought. Worse these kids private moments dealing with their feelings about life will forever be available for people to watch.