Our favorite reality TV shows love to spend time on Twitter, pouring out their innermost thoughts, throwing shade at their co-stars and, of course, making us laugh (whether they’re being intentionally funny or not…

The Ashley has concocted a list of the funniest reality TV star tweets from the last seven days!

‘Teen Mom 2’ star Randy Houska brought the “dad jokes” while discussing the topic of putting kids on leashes: 

I shoulda got one for you when you became a teenager………………………………….

— Randy Houska (@PapaRandlicious) February 20, 2019

Former ‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe perfectly summed up life after appearing on the show:

If you’re single and looking to get married, I’d suggest going on The Bachelor.

You probably won’t find a spouse but you’ll wind up selling stuff on the internet and that’s cool too.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 20, 2019

‘Teen Mom 3’ star Katie Yeager had the best answer for this question:

I dressed up as a “trash bag” for Halloween when I was 8 https://t.co/wEFrYtrTja

— Katie Yeager (@Katiebyeager) February 21, 2019

TV editor Simon Holland summed up what weekends are like after you become a parent:

Instead of day drinking we get to take our kid to a birthday party and stand around with our hands in our pockets listening to kids cough.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 23, 2019

‘Bachelor in Paradise’ star Wells Adams obviously saw “A Star is Born” One Too Many Times:

I hope Lady Gaga wins and Oscar tonight and Bradly Cooper follows her on stage and pisses himself. That would be neat. #Oscars2019

— Wells Adams (@WellsAdams) February 24, 2019

‘Wheel of Fortune’ host Pat Sajak summed up the wonder of technology for us:

Growing up with black & white TVs and rotary phones, I never dreamed of a day when I could take a tiny device from my pocket and see full-color photos of what total strangers had for lunch.

— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) February 23, 2019

‘The Bachelorette’ star Diggy Moreland is said what we’re all thinking:

Any time someone says “categorically deny” means they probably did do it ?

— Diggy Moreland (@diggymoreland) February 23, 2019