From shading their former soulmate’s new girl to shading their dad for his cringetastic rap video, it’s been a busy week for the stars/former stars of the Teen Mom franchise! In an effort to bring you up-to-date on the latest Teen Mom: The Next Chapter, Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 news, The Ashley brings you the Teen Mom News Pile.
Here are some of the major (and minor but interesting) ‘Teen Mom’-related things that happened over the last week or so…
David Eason Calls New Girlfriend His “Missing Piece” Days After She Shades Jenelle Evans Over Her OnlyFans & Jenelle Responds
Jenelle Evans is battling her ex’s newest soulmate!
As The Ashley previously told you, Jenelle’s estranged husband David is now dating Kenleigh Heatwole— an employed (!) 25-year-old living (in her own home!) near David’s boaterhome. On Friday— 10 days after The Ashley revealed his new sugar mama galpal— David made their relationship “Instagram Official” by posting a photo of himself with Kenleigh to his Instagram account, captioning the shot, “Finally found my missing piece.”
(Naturally, a large number of David’s followers pointed out that David’s rapid sentiments may be the result of him needing a place to shack up that’s not a broken-down boat.)
Anymoocher, David’s declaration comes just days after Kenleigh and Jenelle threw some heavy shade at each other via the Interwebs, with Jenelle calling out Kenleigh for her facial features, and Kenleigh shading Jenelle for selling photos of her nether parts on OnlyFans.
It appears that the shade sesh began when Kenleigh “randomly” posted a TikTok of herself, along with the caption, “The way I wish I had poor morals and could do ‘other things’ other than working my desk job every day to just survive.”
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Kenleigh— who is sporting a misspelled tattoo on her arm to remind her that she shouldn’t “loose sleep over the opinions of sheep” —- didn’t use Jenelle’s name in the post, but the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Eason took it as a direct swipe at her habit of hocking sexy time photos online.
The rehired ‘Teen Mom’ star soon took to social media to retaliate against Kenleigh.
“If you think OnlyFans is my only revenue, you’re wrong,” Jenelle wrote on Instagram Stories shortly after Kenleigh’s post circulated. “Ask your man, he knows how much I make.”
Jenelle then took a shot at Kenleigh’s appearance.
“And that message was for Toucan Sam. Hey girl heyyy,” wrote Jenelle.
Kenleigh eventually turned off comments on her post.
David, however, failed to turn of the comments on his post announcing his relationship with Kenleigh and the comment section did not disappoint.
“A guy never falls in love quicker than when they need a place to stay,” one person wrote.
“He always cleans up his hair and beard for a new girl then starts looking like Chewbacca mixed with Santa after getting comfortable,” another person warned Kenleigh. “Beware.”
Kenleigh, however, was swooning over David’s post.
“You’re the sweetest,” she responded in the comment section.
Isaac Rivera Roasts His Dad Jo’s Cringy 2011 Rap Music Video
Isaac Rivera— and his epic shade— is back for another video, but this time, the ‘Teen Mom 2’ kid is taking aim at his father, Jo’s cringy rap music video from 2011.
Isaac, who, last month roasted his mom Kail Lowry in a video judging her red carpet outfits from the past decade or so, took to Instagram this week give fans his thoughts on Rappin’ Jo Jo’s attempt at becoming an international rap superstar during the early days of ‘Teen Mom 2.’
For those of you who had a life back in 2011 (or…you know…were in diapers), allow The Ashley to enlighten you on Jo’s short (but deliciously cringy) rap career. Jo used the rap superstar name of “N.I.C.K. B.” (Sadly, The Ashley remembers that the “N.I.C.K. B.” stood for “Nerd in a Cool Kid’s Body.” And, yes, The Ashley hates herself for remembering that.)
One of his first rap singles was “Life As a Teen Father,” where he raps about how he’s “got a girl I love but I ain’t in love with.”
In 2011, the aspiring Rappin’ Jo released, the “Unthinkable Remix,” which came complete with a super-cool music video starring….Vee Torres! Vee— as ‘Teen Mom 2’ fans know— would go on to become Jo’s wife, but back in 2011 she was just the girl with the hoop earrings swooning on “N.I.C.K. B.” for his musical talents.
In the video, “N.I.C.K. B.” meets Vee in a liquor store, and then follows her, walking at a creepy distance behind her.
Naturally, because Jo is so darn “cool,” Vee ends up in bed with him. After all, what gal could resist these swoon-worthy lyrics.
“Hey pretty mami, you look sweet/ I mean, you’re the type of Shorty I’ve been dyin’ to meet/
Anyway, Isaac decided to give his dad’s music video a review of his own.
“Here’s the moment you guys have all been waiting for,” the 14-year-old says. “I’m gonna watch my dad’s rap video.”
He notes how incredibly embarrassing it must have been for his now-stepmom Vee to film this cringe-tastic scene.
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“The first thing I notice is Vee,” he says. “I feel bad for her because that must have been so awkward.”
Isaac then comments on how unbearably high the voice of the random dude who accompanied Jo on this mortifying rap journey is.
“My dad needs to get him because it sounds crazy!” Isaac snorts.
He then clowns on his dad’s decision to use cheesy slow-motion to film a part of the video.
“What is the slow-mo at the beginning when Vee and my dad made eye contact?!” Isaac says. “What in the world!?”
Isaac then tackles some of Jo’s um…interesting lyrics, particularly the line that goes:
You lookin’ luscious like an avocado from Mexico.
“It’s so embarrassing! Vee, come get him!” Isaac jokes.
Sadly, Rappin’ Joey Jo’s lyrics fail to improve from there.
“My appetite for you is becoming obese,” a tank-topped Jo raps as Vee lounges casually in bed (at a hotel that you know was a Comfort Inn that Jo booked using a coupon.)
When Jo raps that Vee can “escape this torture” by taking a walk with him, Isaac doesn’t hold back.
“No, I don’t think she’s escaping the torture. I think you’re the torture,” he says.
Due to the toxic levels of cringe, Isaac is no longer able to continue watching the video, and shuts it down before the end.
If you’d like to “escape the torture” yourself and see Jo’s full video, you can do so below.
Luis Hernandez— Absentee Baby Daddy of Briana DeJesus– Expecting His Fourth Child with Fourth Baby Mama
Briana’s second baby daddy Luis may not be good at sticking around, parenting or working, but he’s great at impregnating!
This week, the @TeenMomFanz Instagram account revealed that Luis— deadbeat dad to Bri’s daughter Stella— is about to welcome his fourth child. This comes one year after ol’ Lu apparently became a dad (for the third time) to a little girl by a different woman.
For those of you whose “schools were not well” and have had a hard time counting along, that’s four kids for Luis, with four different women. (In addition to the baby on the way and the one-year-old daughter, Luis shares Stella with Briana and had another child before Stella was born.)
According to @TeenMomFanz, Luis latest spawning occurred in Virginia with a woman named Karla (whom Luis has since ghosted).
“We’re hearing Luis has already ‘dipped’ on Karla, who is currently 22 weeks pregnant with a baby girl,” the account reported.
As The Ashley has previously reported, Briana has been vocal about the fact that Luis is not active whatsoever in Stella’s life. In fact, she recently revealed that Luis has not seen Stella for more than a year.
The account also posted a photo of Luis at his third child’s first birthday party, along with his baby mama Desiree. While the photo makes it appear that Luis is an active dad to the little girl, @TeenMomFanz set the record straight that this is not the case.
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“We’re being told Luis was completely absent and randomly showed up to her birthday party,” the account wrote. “Family members of the baby and Desiree were shocked to find out Luis was the daddy, as it has been a secret thus far!”
Briana has yet to comment on her baby daddy’s seed-spreading spree, and it’s unknown if Stella has been in contact with any of her half-siblings.
Amber Portwood’s Runaway Fiancé is Spotted On a Dating App
Just weeks after ditching his new fiancée, fleeing their vacation home sans cellphone and proceeding to be listed as a missing person in North Carolina, Gary Wayt– aka Gary 2.0– is looking for love again!
According to @teenmomshaderoom__, the 38-year-old former (and brief) fiancé of ‘Teen Mom: The Next Chapter’ star Amber Portwood was recently spotted on a dating app, in which he told potential sofa-dwelling suitors that he’s searching for “casual fun.”
“Just moved […] recently! Looking to have some casual fun while I get settled into the city,” Gary 2.0’s dating app bio reads. “Would you like to join me?”
As The Ashley previously reported, Gary 2.0 went missing in June, shortly after joining Amber at her brother Shawn Portwood’s wedding in North Carolina. Days after Gary had left his and Amber’s vacation rental without a trace (or his phone) and without contacting his family, Amber tearfully begged fans to pray for her fiancé’s safe return.
The search for Gary 2.0 lasted several days– during which he was officially listed as a missing person in North Carolina– before Gary was spotted in Oklahoma and New Mexico. He later contacted police to inform them he was “missing” by choice. After it was confirmed that Gary was not in any danger, the search was called off and Amber returned to Indiana— without her fiancé.
It was confirmed June 23 that Amber and Gary 2.0 had officially ended their blink-and-you-miss-it engagement.
“They’ve decided that it’s over between them and their engagement is off,” a source told Us Weekly. “They have too much to overcome to move forward together.
“It’s the best thing,” the source added. “She is sad and she cares about him, but she is willing to see that he is not the right guy for her. She wants to be with someone who accepts her fully.”
While Gary had been living in the Indianapolis area prior to his cross-country ghosting adventure, his alleged dating profile confirms that he’s not only moved on from Amber, but also to a new location.
As for Amber, she’s yet to start shacking up with someone new– as far as we know, anyway– though we’re sure it won’t be long before another Gary man is kickin’ it on the La-Z-Boy with her and the couch puppets.
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22 Responses
How in the world does swamp thing keep getting the girls? She needs to do some internet research on her “sweet” new man.
She has no morals if she’s hooking up with an abusive killing deadbeat broke bloke lol. She’s just after the publicity of being with Jenelles ex and shows what king of crincy person she is with the world knowing what David has done. I feel for her family. Maybe she’ll pull a Gary 2.0 as well. Ditch the relationship once she gets aired on Teen Mom(although David isn’t on the show anymore).
Dang Luis having 4 babies now? Starting to become Kail. Imagine if those two were together how many kids they’d have lol
Glad Gary is moving on.
Amber is probably on drugs again.
Isaac is iconic! I don’t give a single fuck about anything else in this entire post except for Isaac continuing to roast his parents!
LMAO at Issac. I watched these kids be born so this is awesome 👏 😎 can’t wait for them all to speak if ya know what I mean.
Isaac for real cracks me up. I could watch a channel with just him spillin the tea on his parents!! That child cracks me up!!
Completely unrelated, but is The Ashley going to recap Unexpected this season? I had to make my cousin watch the latest episode just so I could have somebody to talk shit with about Aniyah’s mama’s attitude. I’m not going to be able to handle the rest of the season without y’all ladies. 😂🤣
Aniyah’s mom really grates my nerve. Going to restaurant to eat while her daughter up in the hospital with pre-eclampsia
Not wanting to take Aniyah to the hospital in the first place because it was her day off, even though she’d already been diagnosed with pre-eclampsia, then saying she was on her way and then stopping at a sit-down restaurant and not showing up for several hours after that, then bullying Aniyah into kicking her boyfriend (who was actually being very attentive to her) out so she could come in and be a bitch the whole time. Her saying that if she didn’t let her be the one in the room to not even bother calling her if something went wrong was the last straw for me. Beyond selfish.
I have NEVER been so angry at one of the mom’s before! I was so pissed, I vented to my husband because I didn’t have anybody else to bitch to!
David was on OF too if I remember rightly. Quick to fall in love when he’s desperate for a roof over his head. The man is vile. Best thing Janelle did was wake up to him & file for that divorce. If the new girl has any sense, leave the swamp monster alone.
I love Issac roasting his parents! Unfortunately I am old enough to remember the video and it is very cringe!
I think Gary 2.0 got a glimpse of the real Amber and bailed! No harm in casual fun if that’s what he’s into. Amber is intense with every guy she meets. No wonder Leah wants as little to do with her as possible.
Unlike all of the horrors David has committed and STDs Luis has spread, at least Jo’s cringey rap video didn’t hurt anyone. Although Kail wanted to hurt Vee when she first saw it.
Kenny Lee is proving to be super-cringey and a damn fool. If this girl works for what she has, then she better steer clear from super mooch David. Hopefully her family and friends will stage an intervention to get her away from David. Unfortunately people don’t want to listen to those who care when they’re in a bad relationship.
Good Lord, Luis has had two more kids he’s abandoned. Luis probably wasn’t involved with the other baby mamas after their bathroom hookups so it would have been too late for them to Google him and see what a useless deadbeat he is. He’s trying to compete with Matt Baier. Speaking of, maybe Matt will slime his way back to Amber now that she’s single.
1) David had an OF too on top of abusing women and children, killing dogs and being a deadbeat father, a homophobe and a racist so she should act so high and mighty
2) Isaac is hilarious, he’s my favorite
3) Luis is disgusting and I can’t understand why (at least) 4 women let him impregnate them
4) It didn’t take long for Gary 2.0 to move on from the woman he supposedly love lol good for him on dodging that bullet
Does this dumbass not realize her morals are equal to Chinelle’s, because now SHE’S the one with a dog-killing piece of shit?
Girrrrrrl you are a dumb cunt. Sit your ass down.
Right. I’m not sure where the “win” is here. He’s not a prize. Getting Jenelle’s rejects is not a win.
She’s no different than that junkie with Rhine.
Neither has the internet or 2 working eyes.
I was thinking she’s even worse than Janelle. Janelle was more In the dark about who David really was in the beginning. This girl is aware of who he is and STILL wants him. She’s dumb af. Maybe she feeds of criticism and being on the fringe.
Amen. And I gotta say it. That girl got a five head.
I’ll probably get people upset, but I’m just going to say it. I wouldn’t if she had enough self respect to stay away from him…she’s ugly AF.
🤭🤔😂
Jenelle absolutely knew who and what David was quite early on. Their problems were present at the start, and neither one of them hid who and what they were. They both got worse as time went on, but they were pretty fucked up right from the word go. Jenelle knew what David did to his ex and his own son, before they got married. There was absolutely no point in their relationship where either of them were in the dark about one another.
This girl is just as messed up as Jenelle, and she has some serious issues (clearly), but she’s definitely not worse than her. Despite the few things this chick has going for her (very few, and none related to David, lmao) she’ll come to regret her choice in a partner as well.
Who else only reads the Ashley’s delightfully hilarious recaps and NEVER watches the show? ✋✋
I would’ve long since forgotten about the TM characters if not for The Ashely which I keep coming back to for laughs (and the comments). Damn you Ashley!!! These dopes still take up space in my brain and it’s all your fault. your comedic writing style should earn you a fortune! I hear Janelle’s new man / agent is taking on more talent.