Former Teen Mom 2 star Kail Lowry is planning to take her petty behavior to the grave and beyond.
On the latest episode of her Baby Mamas No Drama podcast, the mom-of-seven proudly revealed to her co-host Vee Torres that her will includes a list of people who are banned from attending her funeral.
“Jo [Rivera] is the only baby daddy that is allowed [to attend], I promise you,” Kail told Vee, who happens to be Jo’s wife.
While Kail could’ve left the conversation about her future funeral arrangements at that, she proceeded to tell listeners just how petty she can be– even beyond the grave.
“ … it’s to the point that, this list, I want [the people on it] humiliated and escorted out of the place,” she said. “Like, you don’t even step foot. Like, you will be physically removed, not asked, to leave. You will be asked to stand in front of everyone and you will be removed. That is in my will.”
(It can be assumed that Kail is also going to allow her fourth baby daddy— current boyfriend Elijah Scott— to attend her funeral, should they still be together when that day comes.)
When asked by Vee who would be doing this alleged “removing,” Kail said she plans to hire security, presumably in advance.
“I’m so passionate about this,” Kail continued, before assuring Vee that she was not on the list of banned mourners.
Kail then went on to explain that her Last Will in Pettiness also includes stipulations for social media tributes written to her by certain people.
“And don’t post s**t on social media because I’ll have it removed,” Kail said.
Kail went on to explain that she made the decision to draft the list of prohibited mourners after reading a book recently in which a character details certain things they wanted at their funeral, such a particular flower.
“ … This reminded me to tell my best friend these people are still are not allowed [to attend], but also I have three additional people,” she said.
Kail did not reveal the identity of the three additional people she has blacklisted from her burial.
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So this bitch actually just publicly announced, that her kids will read, that if their dads show up at her funeral, she wants to humiliate them and threw them out That’s so fucked up, But she’s a good mom. SMH
Why does she think they’d want to come? She’s clearly obsessed with them, and it’s pretty sad. She talks about her exes so much more than anything else. And except for Chris, none of them ever speak about her.
She’s so delusional. Why would they go to your funeral? They’ll probably throw a party.
Kail is so narcissistic that she ASSUMES anyone would WANT to go to her funeral LOL. Likely, not. And how petty and immature indeed- “I want them humiliated” uh ok, Kail. Look, I have two baby daddies- the first is of my twins who are 12 and we are actually very close still- just no romantic stuff. The second one is pretty much a POS except when it comes to being a dad and he wasn’t even around in my pregnancy, it was a crazy f**ked up story and I have always had full custody and financially supported my youngest- and he’s now 5. I do let my ex see him because my youngest does have a relationship with him and I am not going to put my selfish feelings in the way of that. It’s about my kid- no one else. If I passed away, I would want both of my exes there to comfort my children- Period. Kail is a disgusting, self centered, self absorbed and absolutely petty person.
Sure Jan. She only said that because Shannon Doherty (sp?) recently did that. I promise you she made that up on the spot.
She’s assuming they, or anybody else, will want to come. But if they show up, you better believe that MTV will be there to film it😂😂.
Only way any of the girls other than Chelsie will go is if it is filmed because they would get paid for going, otherwise they can’t stand her or Amber.
This had to be the dumbest sh*t I’ve read. Can you imagine obsessing about your exes like that?? They have so much control over her without even trying, they make her think about her death and how they can’t be there… She’s not at peace at all, otherwise none is this would matter to her.
She’s also selfish, because I know that if I passed away, I wouldn’t have my ex-husband, bounced out of the service. Because my son would want his Dad there for support and comfort. Kail is trash.
I just recently went to my ex husband father’s funeral. He was an amazing person. I hugged everyone in the line and him and I just looked the other way when I ended up by him. My kids are older and didn’t say anything negative. They were just glad I could say goodbye to him. Not everything has to be complicated.
Whatta moron she is. Narcissistic too. At this point, I highly doubt that anyone, outside of her kids, would be there to mourn. They would be there to make sure she was really dead.
Funerals are for the mourners not the deceased. This is just sad. Maybe her kids would want their fathers there to help comfort and support them, as it is THEIR mother who has died. I honestly was upset that my mom didn’t go to my dad’s funeral. Even though she disliked him, she should have been there to support me. I 100% will go to my ex’s funeral if my son wants me there in the future, the same way you would support any other very close person in your life whose parent has passed.
Kail is a narcissist. This is so narcissistic to be talking about.. my parents are divorced but when my mom’s mom died my dad sent stuff because it was MY grandma. Idk if they really would need to go to the funeral, depends on how old she is when she dies, but it’s not about you kail, it’s about your kids losing their mom and being sad and needing support. Hell, my other grandparents divorced in the 70’s, my grandma (his ex) went to the funeral, it would’ve been weird if she didn’t cause they lived in the same town, they had great grandkids together. Things stop being petty after you mature kail..
Kail is a narcissist. This is so narcissistic to be talking about..
The only thing worse than a sc*mb*g, is a s*um*bag with money. They’re still scum, but they think having money is the same as having class. This is absolute proof she does not care about her kids. When she dies, they should have all the support they can get. Money doesn’t buy class.
So her children will be mourning her loss but she’s worried about throwing out their fathers for pure humiliation, doesn’t she think her children will share that? Does she even think about how it will make them feel to hear these things
I don’t even see this as petty; it’s just pathetic. You don’t have to be married to me or even be steady with me to haphazardly dump your mayonnaise in me but don’t you dare come to my funeral!
Why does this give me the feeling that no one, not even her kids would show. Elijah is a baby daddy and she didn’t even mention that he’d be allowed, only Jo? I swear the more she talks the more self-obsessed and oblivious to the world she seems.
Here is the real, reason Kail made this list, she is already humiliated knowing no one will go to her funeral other than 4 maybe 5 people. Just think ALL of her baby daddies will be saying “Finally, we can all live in peace” and poor little Issac will quit being teased at school with kids calling his mom a hoe.
She is such an unhinged whackadoodle. People still call her a good mom, despite all the evidence that she’s most definitely not (she may not be the worst, but she is far, far from good). I feel horribly for her children and the kind of batshit crazy she exposes them to on the daily. Vee has got to see just how unhinged this creature is at this point. We all damn well know she doesn’t agree with a damn thing Kail says, she just makes money off the podcast, lol.
Although I have also made my wishes known. I want my casket to be spring loaded with a natural confetti cannon that pops up as soon as they start lowering it down, scream surprises bitches, then starts showering any and all in a relatively wide area with confetti (that isn’t harmful, hence natural). Crying is perfectly acceptable, but I want no wake or anything somber. I want parties, because funerals aren’t for dead people, they’re for living people and living people should celebrate any chance they get! I don’t care who shows up, what they have to say after I’m gone, how they look during any of the events, or any other such nonsense. Also, I am to be cremated and my ashes are to be mixed with native, preferably perennial, wildflower seeds, pressed into our scatter gardens (it’s something we make, lol), and passed out to all attendees. They are then free to throw me wherever they wish and is legal and watch me bloom for years and years and years….or however long I bloom. If they are not local, they are to be given a kit to turn me unto a scatter garden with native wildflowers from their neck of the woods. Either way, I wanna be flowers!
haven’t even read the article yet ~ but kail 🥬 obvi needs to sit down and STFU.
and have some gatorade, since the thirst is real! 🥤
She will be dead- she won’t be aware or care about who is there. I doubt anyone would wanna attend anyway
This is honestly the most self absorbed thing I’ve ever read
Guess the therapy isn’t working so well.
I’m convicted that the only reason this woman had multiple babies with multiple men is to have as much drama as possible. She loves it. She’s addicted to it. I don’t think she could live without it.
She’s just a horrible person…period. Selfish, self absorbed and mean spirited.
Ummm, so people actually worry about this stuff? That seems like a miserable way to live. When I am gone, I am gone. Couldn’t care less if I even have a funeral. Won’t know about it anyway.
Right!? Isn’t she preoccupied enough with her gaggle of children? How does she have the time or energy to think about this kind of stuff or even care.
So she doesn’t want her other children to have their other parent there to comfort them if she were to pass early on. Very Kail of her.
She needs to get a life
She is weird AF
Imagine thinking that the ppl you treat like shit actually care if you live or die.
Such an angry and bitter miserable bitch.
I’m sure it’s hell being with her.
My grandfather passed away unexpectedly after my parents had gone through a rather contentious divorce… this was my Mom’s dad and she still had my Dad come up and sit with us because she knew I needed his support too… some people are too selfish to consider anyone else’s needs and it’s particularly sad that it’s her own children she isn’t considering 😞
Kail, I doubt of your bds (besides Jo) would even come to your funeral other to maybe dance on your grave!!!
Who is Kail’s “best friend”? Is it Bones?
Also, I doubt Javi and Chris want to be there…
Three additional people: Kails mom (Smirnoff Suzy), her dad (Raymond roadkill), and Briana Dejesus. Plus her half sister. Probably some extended family.
We should make a list of every friend Kail has had a falling out with. That list would be longer than the people at the funeral.
This story was entertaining, start to finish.
Oh please Kail, they are already humiliated . They have you as their ex. She is so obsessed with her baby DADDIES ( emphasis on the plural. Smdh). She brings them up in media way too much. They definitely live rent free in her head. Meanwhile, they probably wish that she would just disappear .
I seriously doubt her baby daddy’s will be beating down the door to attend her funeral. She needs to think about the fact that her children would be inconsolable if their mother died. Instead of worrying about escorting baby daddy’s out she needs to worry about her children getting the support they need. Some would want their father’s there.
They’d probably only want to go to make sure she’s dead.
Personally, that’s the only reason why I would show up at my biological father’s funeral, making sure that pos Goes 6 ft under Or in the incinerator
She’s an idiot & unable to correctly process what’s most important. This is an ongoing theme with her in every cranny of her life.