‘Sister Wives’ Star Kody Brown Wants to Attend Church With Family So Men Won’t Think Wife Robyn is Single; “There’s A Lot of Men Interested in Robyn”

“Back off, she’s taken!”

Kody Brown says he’s ready to go back to church, though his decision has seemingly little to do with religion itself. 

In a sneak peek of Sunday’s episode of Sister Wives, Kody and his only remaining wife Robyn Brown discuss the possibility of returning to church– a conversation that began on last week’s episode when the couple’s adult daughters, Aurora and Breanna Brown, expressed to their mom that they wanted to start looking for a new church to attend. 

The only thing worse than watching this fake storyline play out for weeks is every single piece of decor in that house.

In the clip, Robyn asks Kody if he’s OK with Aurora and Breanna going to church, to which Kody tells her, “absolutely.” However, when Robyn goes on to ask Kody if he’s also OK with her joining the girls in their search for a new place of worship, Kody lets his wife know that he’ll eventually be coming along, too. 

The actual face Kody made when Robyn suggested going to church without him…

“ … as long as you guys aren’t blocking me out,” he says. “Like, I wanna come, sooner or later.” 

Kody proceeds to tell Robyn that he’s not down with her attending church for “too long” without him because he doesn’t want men at these churches to think that Robyn is a single mom– the very thing that Robyn was when Kody met her.

“There’s a lot of men interested in Robyn and they were sort of trying to get around me and [get] to her,” Kody tells viewers. 

Raise your hand if you’re the “a lot of men interested in Robyn.”

Kody then reminds Robyn that church is where the two of them met years ago and, according to Kody, instantly connected.

“ … the first time I saw you in our church, we made that gaze, that connection,” he says, to which Robyn giggles, like the “shy” wife Kody claims she is. 

While Robyn seems to recall her and Kody’s meet cute differently, Kody insists that, after first seeing Robyn, he even told himself that his reaction was “probably inappropriate,” as he assumed she was married. 

“The first time I saw Robyn, the first time I ever laid eyes on her, I was leaning over the back of a chair talking to a neighbor behind me, and we locked eyes and I couldn’t break away,” Kody says, before referring to God as his “wing man.” 

“It took you four tries, but you finally got it right, big man!”

“ … I don’t want some guy doing that, looking at you and going, ‘I’m holding your gaze,’” Kody later says in the clip. “ … I’m protecting the pride.” 

While Robyn’s version of her first Kody encounter remains slightly different than Kody’s, she goes on to stroke her spiral-haired spouse’s ego by revealing her first impression of him. 

“I looked at you for a while and the thing that caught my eye as far as seeing you was your laugh lines, because I love laugh lines,” she says. 

Yeah, OBVIOUSLY.

“And then, you looked at me and a bolt of lightning shot through my body,” Robyn adds. 

According to Robyn, a month after being impaled by Kody’s lightning bolt, she ran into Kody and then-wife Meri Brown on her cousin’s lawn. 

At the end of the clip, Robyn assures Kody that she won’t be walking into any churches without waving her wedding ring around to let all the interested men know she’s off her rocker the market. 

“Unless, of course, you’re open to the idea of brother husbands…”

“I just wanted to make sure that bling was big enough that guys would stay away from ya,” Kody adds, while admiring Robyn’s man-repellant ring. 

Watch the clip from Sunday’s episode below.

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New episodes of ‘Sister Wives’ air Sundays on TLC. 

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